Why is this man so sad?

It's not because the Polish Sausage didn't win the Sausage Race during the Cleveland Indians home game in Milwaukee tonight. (By the way--how awesome is it that the Tribe was able to draw roughly 20,000 fans to a game between them and the Brewers in Milwaukee? Keep in mind, that's 6,000 more people than were present at the Reds home game in Cincinnati Sunday. Citizens of Milwaukee, you rule.)
Seriously, folks, it's because his Twentieth Century Apprenticeship and Guide To Dating CD's (pictured, with Lee, above) were released today, and you haven't bought a copy of either yet! How do I know that, you ask? Well, I run this record label. It's my job to know these things.
They're really swell. You should check them out. They're available right now at the convenient online store. Lee will also have an ample supply available at the Fourth Street Only show Thursday night (see below for more details).