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January 02, 2009

Happy New Year, bros . . .

 

Next Best Records 2009

So I was told that the official motto for 2009 is, "There's always room for one more."  The Next Best Records resolution for the year is, "Put out at least one record."  One would be more than 2008, right?

Hope 2009 is treats you fine.

(And if you're looking for 2008-year-end stuff from me, check my page on Agit Reader.)

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November 10, 2008

Alabama Rocks

I know, I know, this site's in a state of perpetual lag in terms of my posting frequency.  At least I haven't been totally off the boat.  An interview I did with Thomas Function just went up on Agit Reader.  Check it out.

 

Thomas Function at the Summit
Thomas Function at the Summit

And if you haven't been checking Agit Reader frequently, seriously get over there.  A lot of good stuff on there.  The Robert Griffin interview I mentioned on here before is in the archives, as is a bunch of other cool stuff.

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November 01, 2008

Bill Fox performing again?

So the Revelers posted a MySpace bulletin yesterday afternoon (which I just saw) saying that BILL FOX is playing a show tonight in Cleveland.  It's supposed to be at the Backstage Bar on 17007 Lorain Avenue at 10 PM.

Obviously, this is short notice, but if anyone reads this and went, give us a report (comment/e-mail), please!

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September 17, 2008

"What did you expect?"

Prisonshake, Dirty Moons

Prisonshake's Dirty Moons saw its official release a few weeks ago, and I've gotten the chance to give the record a good six to eight listens so far.  Obvious first impression: this sucker's long (close to 80 minutes), not to mention dense. 

Usually when it takes forever for a band to get a record together, it's a sign that it's going to get dragged down to mediocrity by virtue of its intended grandiosity.  Thankfully, Robert Griffin, Doug Enkler & Co. know better.  When I say this is a dense record, I mean that there's a lot going on here, and it's going to take a lot of listens to get a handle on everything.  That's the mark of a good record, but it's also the mark of a challenging record, so don't expect this one to totally kick you on your ass the first listen or two.

Stylistically, Dirty Moons goes all over the place, but it gets there the right way.  Take side one for example (it's one of the best sides of a double-LP in recent memory).  Prisonshake lets you know you're listening to Prisonshake with "Fake Your Own Death," which is a sorta slow, scheming rocker that takes off a little over half way through, throwing guitar solos, abrupt sonic shifts, and wholly unexpected snippets in the mixer.  Just like Ma used to make, if Ma made I'm Really Fucked Now.  "I Will Comment," an instant classic 'Shake anthem (maybe think a slow, mature "Fall Right Down"?), follows and leads into the kick-ass "The Cut-Out Bin." Next comes a stellar reworking of "Dream Along," which some of you will recognize from its former incarnations about 10 years ago as "Dream King" on the Anyway Records songwriter CD compilation and "Dream Along With Me" from the "Fuck Your Self Esteem" 7" and which might represent the most legitimate example of Tender Rock, what with its plaintive piano outro and all.  Side One rounds out with "You're Obviously The One," maybe Prisonshake's first foray into powerpop, replete with a hearty serving of "ba ba ba ba"'s.  And that's it -- five songs, all a little different, yet somehow a cohesive whole that works.

Sides two and three are where the "density" really comes into play, especially with side two's extended Scissors Suite and the side three "Year of the Donk"/"Leftover Monkey" medley.  I'm guessing, though, that as time goes on it will be these two middle sides that might be the most continually rewarding, with their essentially symphonic movements.  The band reaches some nice heights on the instrumental interludes here.  We get a good share of trademark Griffin guitar dirty fireworks, but now the rest of the band gets to join in for a sort of more fully realized envisioning of what they were maybe trying to do with the extended "Sweat Like Candy."  

Before first listening, I was curious to hear what the band was going to do with some of the "old" songs that had made appearances in various forms during the mid/late 90's.  Pretty much unanimously, though, all the new versions are improvements over the originals.  "Dream Along" benefits from solid harmony vocals, "Crush Me" sounds a little more fully realized in a Roaring Third way, and "Fuck Your Self Esteem" comes off even more kickass than before.  "Leftover Monkey" sounds slower and more sinister and works as the meat in the "Year of the Donk" sandwich.

Prisonshake's still got their sense of humor, too.  No farts that I've heard yet, but Marty makes a reappearance on the intro to "The Cut-Out Bin."  And side two starts off with "Your Sad Friend."  Young and old alike have to marvel at Enkler crooning, "Well, bring your sad friend, if you must / maybe she'll dance / let's hope she don't get too drunk" lounge style with piano accompaniment.  In true old-school Cle fashion, there's also the sound of shit getting busted before "It Was A Very Good Year."

Other quick thoughts:  "Memo From Chambers" totally rocks.  I like the instrumentals (e.g. "Nowhere Near (Slight Return)" and "Janus").  This is a great sounding record -- all analog, never overproduced, and thoughtful in the sense that each song tends to have its own sound.  And did I mention this new Prisonshake powerpop rules?  "In Disguise" (this one's got handclaps) goes nicely with "You're Obviously The One."

Anyway, I'll stop rambling.  Quick summary: you'll get a lot of mileage out of this record.  Prisonshake still does whatever the hell it wants to really well.  And I know I keep making my fanboy references here, but this isn't an album that requires familiarity with the rest of the band's discography.  If you haven't gotten hip to Prisonshake yet, this is as good a place as any to start.  Buy the friggin thing from your local record store or order it from Scat.

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September 01, 2008

It wasn't Little Bros., but it'll do

I wasn't going to miss the Silver Jews show last Thursday, which also doubled as the official debut of the Milo Arts gym as a proper music venue here in town.  There were a few assorted snafus -- late start time (after an early start time was announced), power outages, etc., but it wasn't anything that can't be sorted out soon.  The Joos set itself lived up to expectations.  While this time around might have lacked some of the "first ever tour" freshness of the Little Bros. set a few years ago, the band made up for it with a newfound general sense of comfort with being on stage, particularly on Berman's part.

Silver Jews at Milo Arts

Obligatory bad photo of D.C. Berman & Co. (Bigger pic here)

No guitar or music stand with the lyrics this time around for Berman.  Instead, he went with the sort of "Southern English professor meets Elvis" stage persona.  The set was loaded with classics: "How to Rent a Room," "Random Rules," "Trains Across the Sea" are three particular faves of mine that made the cut.  More recent songs that stood out included "Punks in the Beerlight," "K-Hole," and "Horseleg Swastikas."  Too many to list, really (full-ish setlist here).

All in all, I really dug getting to see the band again, and hopefully they swing back here again soon.  Berman seems like a fan of Columbus -- he's got Central Ohio roots and he gave the city some praise in between good-natured swipes at Eddie George (probably rooted in #27's late-career ineffectiveness for Berman's hometown Titans). 

After the show I went up to Berman to shake his hand and told him that I've dug his music since I was a wee lad in high school and he graciously said, "Thanks for sticking with us."  It's been my pleasure.

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August 20, 2008

About Last Night #2

Weedeater can really groove.  Dig that bass sound.

Weedeater at Cafe Bourbon Street

Untied we stand.

Long live dirt weed.

Mankind is unkind, man.

God luck and good speed.

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August 13, 2008

About last night (and the night before)

Solid one-two punch Monday and Tuesday nights here in Central Oh.  Monday I went to Bourbon St. for the really big rock show.

Last time I saw Psychedelic Horseshit was after Comfest I think, when I really wasn't in my right mind, so it was good to see the new new lineup again.  Seemed like they played a lot of new stuff, which I fully support.  More melodic, more ambitious (???), more bang fer yer buck.  Play the new stuff.  It sounds better than the old stuff, and the old stuff still rules. 

Hadn't heard either Crystal Stilts or Vivian Girls (both apparently from New York).  I dug both sets.  Stilts had a sorta Velvets-poprock type sound (at least from behind the stage), but I may be getting the Velvets comparison mostly by reflex from their kick-ass playing-while-standing drummer who tastefully laid off the cymbals.  Vivian Girls were more straight-up frantic pop rock.  Overall highlight of the night (and it was an A+ night) had to be their killer cover of the Beach Boys' "Girl Don't Tell Me."  I know, I'm partial to Beach Boys covers, but this was seriously good and had me yelling "Carl Wilson" after it was over.  I told their bassist they need to record and release a version of it . . . hopefully they do.

Crystal Stilts at Cafe Bourbon Street

Monday night's obligatory bad photo: Crystal Stilts

Times New Viking capped things off as you knew they would.  New songs (off the upcoming EP, maybe?) kicked it.  The super-packed Bourbon St. crowd went wild -- the kids getting a bit rowdy, and even though they came a little close to toppling the PA a couple of times, it was good to see the place that crowded for these bands.  Was that a six-minute version of "Love Your Daughters"?  Could've gone to eight.  Perfect night all around, really.

Tuesday night I made my way to Carabar.  Howlies' YouTube video for "Aluminum Baseball Bat" had me geared up for some new-oldies crooning, but alas, they're pretty much your standard, slightly-above average, upbeat guitar rock.  Not that there's anything wrong with that -- everybody else seemed really into it -- but it wasn't quite my thing.  They did play "Baseball Bat," though, and that was something even I could get fully behind.

Mr. Rubberburner, on the other hand, was a little older and a little dirtier -- something I can get behind.  A Columbus supergroup of sorts, they belted out the raw guitar rock and ended the night with a riff-laden cover of "My Perogative."  Good work, fellas.

Mr. Rubberburner at Carabar

Tuesday night's obligatory bad photo: Mr. Rubberburner

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August 10, 2008

I didn't drink a Scotch

 

Bob Log III at Cafe Bourbon Street
 

I sorta have a rule that any time I see a dude in a sequined black jumpsuit don a helmet with a phone attached to it and play some wicked country blues licks while singing and kicking a drum and cymbal, I have to tell the world about it.

Bob Log III sizzled last night at Bourbon Street. Scott Biram threw a couple of strong punches, too.  And Grafton rules.  Over and out.

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July 24, 2008

"The rust, dust, the wicked child"

Mirrors live at the Beachland Tavern 07-19-08

What can I say about the triumphant Mirrors set at the Beachland this past Saturday?  Driving through downtown Cleveland on my way up, I felt that usual sense of anticipation that I've always gotten whenever that skyline comes into view, but I honestly didn't know what to expect.  Sure, I've listened to Mirrors way back when I was a young man in high school (you believe I didn't want to play football for the coach?).  But as far as I know, Mirrors hadn't played anywhere since those days 13 or so years ago, and the only hints I'd gotten as to how their set might sound were off old live tracks from the Another Nail in the Coffin reissue.  Those live tracks (from the mid-80's Mirrors reunion, I presume) are solid -- amped up, raw, (3 piece?) garage takes on Mirrors classics, old and (then) new -- but I guess I was wondering whether the reunited band, some 30+ years after its original incarnation, would go for that kind of breakneck pace for an entire set. 

I suppose deep down I was hoping for a live version of that brilliantly-weird, old-school-lo-fi, Velvets-in-Cleveland mid-70's Mirrors sound documented so well on the Those Were Different Times and Hands in My Pockets discs.  I've seen enough underwhelming reunion shows, though, so I guess I suppressed that hope.  After all, suppressing hope is the Cleveland way.

Mirrors Poster

I shouldn't have worried, 'cause I ended up getting my wish.  From the moment the band took stage and "warmed up" with a brief "Interstellar Overdrive" leading into a dead-on performance of "She Smiled Wild," Mirrors showed that, amazingly, they haven't lost a step.  Jim Crook's guitar was smoking.  The vocals of Jamie Klimek, Paul Marotta, and Craig Bell were strong throughout.  And Paul Laurence's drumming kept everything together (except perhaps for the cowbell that threatened to blow it all apart).  There was the occasional rough patch, which was understandable for a band playing a one-off show.  Those brief moments aside, the evening was electric: passages of beautiful noise; driving, Moe Tucker drums (minimal cymbal!); cosmic archetypal guitar; and classic, intelligent but coolly playful songs, truly Cleveland.

Often when you see a band for the first time after having listened to their records forever, the band might not live up to the sort of mystical conception you've developed from those records.  I think it's a sign of a great band when the live performance is able to surpass this internal, mystical conception ("classic"-era Guided by Voices or current Times New Viking jump out in my mind).  Maybe it's a sign of an all-time great band when, after they haven't performed as a unit for forever, the live show is able to surpass a decades-old mystical conception.  Mirrors did just that, and I think a decent part of the audience, filled with Cle rock all-stars (you could count on Steve-O being there, but Bernie from Bernie & the Invisibles?!?!), would agree with me.

Highlights included "We'll See," a dynamic "Sweet Refrain," "How Could I" (a personal favorite), and the rollicking "Penthouse Legend."  Bell shined in taking the lead vocal during "Annie," which topped the list of songs I wanted to hear.  And Marotta ruled on what might be the true Cle rock anthem, "Jaguar Ride."

I'll stop babbling, but really, this was one of the best shows I've seen in a while.  After years of never thinking I'd get to see Mirrors play, I count myself lucky that I was able to witness it.  Down here in Columbus, it maybe is a bit disappointing that the Electric Eels get all the attention while bands like Mirrors and the Styrenes go a bit ignored.  Sure, the Eels stuff relates more directly to (and informs a good deal of) the great stuff happening here in Columbus, and they're rightly hailed.  Maybe Mirrors are a bit too Cleveland for Columbus, but that's not gonna stop me from chatting 'em up around here.

So yeah, Mirrors definitely delivered Saturday night.  How 'bout making this an annual thing, fellas?

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You know yer old when . . .

. . . the Nirvana baby is 17

Nirvana's Nevermind 

These days, [Spencer] Elden says, his peers concentrate on "playing Rock Band on Xbox, like, that's not a real band! That's the difference between the '90s and kids nowadays; kids in the '90s would actually go out and make a [real] band!"

I feel bad for the kid who hasn't gotten the chance to lay down and listen to Nevermind on the headphones.  Anyway, here's hoping that in 17 years, Spencer's "big bag of [teenage] angst" has paid off well.

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June 29, 2008

Comfest 2008: Hopefully the rain didn't get you

Thoroughly exhausted after the Comfest weekend, but it was overall a good time.  Thoughts:

  • That Friday afternoon lineup at the Offramp stage was probably the cumulative highlight.  Cheater Slicks, Guinea Worms, Necropolis, and TJSA all delivered.  The Slave Apartments set particularly ruled -- it had been around 10 years since I'd last seen them (at Pat's in the Flats in Cleveland with Gem . . . great night), so I was definitely loving hearing all the old hits ("Bottle Island," "My Mysterious Death," "Cheater's Heaven," "Rump Government" . . . too many to list, really).  Jeff Fernengel, Brainbow, and Weightless were Friday night standouts.
  • Didn't catch anything super-exciting Saturday, mostly because I missed the Saturday night bands.  Reports were that Muscle Puzzle, Dead Sea, and El Jesus sounded great.
  • I really dug the Sun's set earlier tonight.  I'd recently seen them as a five-piece at Bourbon Street and things seemed kinda disjointed, but the power trio lineup definitely delivered tonight.

Obligatory bad photos (with a few ok ones thrown in for variety's sake):

 

Cheater Slicks at Comfest 2008

Cheater Slicks (bigger photo)

 Guinea Worms at Comfest 2008

Guinea Worms with the Columbus Hardcoretet (bigger photo)

Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments at Comfest 2008

Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments (bigger photo)

Ron & Ron

Comfest All-Stars Series #1: Ron House with your lame narrator

Ron & Jeff

Comfest All-Stars Series #2: Jeff Fernengel & Me (I figured after Ron House & Fern, the All-Stars Series was ripe for early retirement)

Jeff Fernengel at Comfest 2008

Fern & Friends (bigger photo)

Brainbow at Comfest 2008

Brainbow (bigger photo)

Brainbow at Comfest 2008

More Brainbow (bigger photo)

Blueprint & Weightless at Comfest 2008

Blueprint & Co. (bigger photo)

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June 10, 2008

Something new worth reading

A new webzine, The Agit Reader, just recently made its debut.  Judging by the first few pieces posted and the contributors list, it's definitely worth the time of the people who stumble in this direction.  Looks like while it is sorta Columbus-based, it's got a fairly global focus and will be updated regularly -- so far I've dug reading the Mudhoney interview and Kevin E.'s take on the new Pollard record (I guess he provides a cogent pro to my mumbling con).  Anyway, I've added the link to the sidebar, so remember to check it out.
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June 04, 2008

"Will you still hate me? Will you still rate me so low?"

Robert Pollard Is Off To Business

So yesterday was the official release date for the new Robert Pollard record, ominously titled Robert Pollard Is Off To Business.  A title like that begs for comment, so I'll avoid that trap in favor of some gratuitous self-reflection.  It was three months ago that I swore off "non-major" Pollard releases, and, perhaps sadly, Off To Business hasn't been doing anything to make me change my mind.

Over the past few weeks, I've given this record a good number of listens, as I am wont to do with Pollard releases.  Hell, I remember my first impression of Not In My Airforce was that it was clearly outclassed by Tobin Sprout's Carnival Boy (each was released by Matador on the same day shortly after the demise of the "original" or "classic" GBV lineup).  After a week or two, though, I was able to recognize Not In My Airforce as a stone classic, and I even got into those last six songs.

Unlike NIMA, "Off To Business" hasn't taken off at all after repeated listens.  "The Original Heart" and "Gratification to Concrete" are alright . . . sorta groovy riff-rockers with decent hooks.  "The Blondes" is ok for a slow, almost reluctantly half-hearted stab at an anthem.  "1 Years Old" is the kinda one-minute-something Pollard rocker that would work between two top-notch songs, but it just seems lamer stuck early in the record sandwiched by "ok" and "alright" tunes.  "No One But I" completely drags in points, but has some so-so moments.

And that's all of side one.  Yup, five songs -- 10 songs on the record -- which everyone will recognize as a low number for a Pollard record.  I guess I thought, "If there's only 10 songs on the record, they've got to be pretty well-crafted and . . . um . . . good."  But I guess I was wrong.

Anyway, side two starts off with the best song on the record, "Weatherman and Skin Goddess," which is actually a really good song, a solid pop-rock tune that rolls and gains some nice momentum.  "To the Path!" rocks after a draggy beginning and is probably the second best one here.  The other three songs on side two, though, range from forgettable ("Confessions of a Teenage Jerk-Off") to ok ("Western Centipede").

So there you have it.  A Robert Pollard record with only one inspiring song ("Weatherman"), and a bunch of songs that range from alright to forgettable. 

It sorta makes me wonder why I keep buying these records, and why I keep getting suprised that they're not living up to my (tempered) expectations.  For what it's worth, I point to two factors for the marked drop-off in Pollard records:

  • Complacency.  The guy had pretty much everybody (myself included) swooning over his every move during half of the 90's.  No one could really blame him for "going for the gold" with those two TVT albums, and most everyone stood by him during those last three Matador albums, which Jim Greer will argue are among the best records Pollard ever made, but in actually are probably just "fairly good" with an increasing number of lame moments sprinkled in ("Window of My World," anyone?).  It seems Pollard's content to have had his extended moment in the sun and focus now on just churning out record after record.  He's got his dedicated fan base that will buy anything with his name attached to it, and he has his name on a couple of "greatest songwriters of all time" lists.  Judging from sites like last.fm, there's still a steady stream of kids discovering GBV, which is a good thing (one question from May 23: "What should I listen to after the awesomeness that is Bee Thousand?"), and you've gotta believe that a handful of those kids will go through a "buy-everything-Pollard" phase that will keep justifying Psycho and the Birds and Circus Devils.  Pollard's got his base, so he might as well not fuck with the formula and keep making an honest living.  That's good for Pollard and good for the die hards, but it doesn't bode well for schmucks like me hoping for a late classic.
  • The Hands-Off Approach.  As I understand it, the past few Pollard solo records have really been Pollard-Todd Tobias records.  Pollard writes the songs and records them into the boombox.  Then he sends the tape to Tobias, who lays down all the instruments and has the tracks ready for Pollard to lay down the vocals whenever he gets up to Kent.  Again, as I understand it, Pollard's just rubber stamping the Tobias instrumental tracks with maybe a few requests here and there.  Don't get me wrong, I appreciate Todd Tobias.  You won't find many people who dig the old Ghost Sonata and Four Coyotes records (and, for that matter, who dug all those Gem shows where Todd handled the bass duties) like I do.  At the same time, though, one of the major appealing factors of records like Bee Thousand, Alien Lanes, Not In My Airforce and Waved Out was the Pollard (and oftentimes Tobin Sprout) production.  Those guys approached recording as an opportunity to find their own unique sound, something that was entirely personal and inimitable.  They were willing to take chances, and often the fuck-ups were better than what was actually intended.  I'm a firm believer that you can't surrender your own record fully to another person's production, no matter how skilled or in tune that other person might be.  Off To Business sounds like me nailing a karaoke version of "Like A Rolling Stone" at the Ugly Tuna.  The singer might be able to convince himself that it's gold, but it's really totally awkward to everyone else, except maybe a few good friends sitting by the stage who are already trashed anyway.

I'll stop babbling.  Off to Business is for die-hards only.  Everyone else should download "Weatherman and Skin Goddess" from their preferred online music retailer and save their $10 for one of the batch of new records out there that, even if they aren't classics, will continue to reward repeated listens (May I suggest, the new Eat Skull?  I've listened to that one as much as the Pollard record, and while I still don't know about most of side one, boy is that side two good).  As for me, I'm sure I'll keep buying the "major" Pollard solo records and ranting about them here.

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May 26, 2008

Pitchfork Fest? Nah, I'm going back to Cleveland that weekend . . .

While I did, in fact, enjoy my time at the Pitchfork fest last year (can't beat Sonic Youth performing the whole of Daydream Nation -- I don't care what you say), and while the prospect of seeing Public Enemy do It Takes A Nation of Millions and Mission of Burma doing Vs. -- not to mention the chance to see TNV on the really big stage (hopefully Pitchfork has the foresight to put 'em on the really big stage), I've got better plans for that weekend.

That's right, I just got word that there's a Mirrors reunion July 19 at the Beachland in Clevo.  There's basically no excuse to miss this one, as it's not every day you get a chance to see one of the original Cle Big Three (Electric Eels & Rocket from the Tombs being the other two) back together.  Hell, you're never gonna see the Eels reform and RFTT already did their reunion thing (which ruled) a few years back, so yer a damned fool if you miss out on this one.

If you're not familiar with 'em, Mirrors were probably the best "straightforward" underground Cle rock band of their time (I say "straightforward" in the sense that they weren't as nihilistically epic-minded as the Rockets or as abrasively violent as the Eels), and if their only sin was that some of their early stuff might have sounded too much like the Velvets, they're forgiven because they pretty much literally learned their craft while sitting at the feet of Lou and Sterl during the days when Cleveland was a favored stop for the V.U.

Fans of Ohio rock who don't have Mirrors' Hands in My Pockets should track down a copy now, as it includes most of the group's essential material from the 70's.  Another Nail in the (Remodeled) Coffin is good as well, but I'd say start out with the early stuff.

See ya in Cleveland, gang.

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April 22, 2008

Endless Weekend?

So it figures that just as I'm in the middle of a ridiculous record buying binge, a ton of good shows hit Columbus.  Needless to say, the records aren't going anywhere ("Vinyl won't disappear," to quote this year's anthem), so I've been spending a lot of time out destroying my eardrums.  Highlights from the past 10-12 days:

  • Naked On The Vague: I was in a bit of a beer/sun/scotch-induced haze when this Australian duo took the stage during the Siltbreeze showcase at SXSW, so their set went right over my head.  Fortunately, they swung up to Ohio two Saturdays ago.  After one listen to their recent LP, The Blood Pressure Sessions, I was totally psyched to give them proper attention in the warm confines of Carabar.  While the extra-large Saturday night lineup necessitated that NotV cut their stage time a bit short, their set totally ruled.  They've got an imposing sound up there with just a bass, snyth, and drum machine.  It's well-suited for their sorta dark noise -(if you squint, almost dance)pop.  "All Aboard" and "God Nor The Devil" were highlights.  Looks like they've got a few shows left on the West Coast, so if you're out there don't miss it.
  • Jerusalem and the Starbaskets: Another great duo, this one in the more classical rock iteration.  I've only gotten the chance to listen to the record once so far, but World of Wumme has a bit on the show/record that I totally concur with.  This was one of those sets that I didn't want to end -- there's a gritty, bluesy, even at times C&W, twang that resonates with the now.
  • It was 10 or 11 years coming, but I finally caught Moviola for the second time last week.  It's been a long road from the old Grog Shop to present day Bourbon Street, but, nostalgia aside, I was definitely groovin' on Moviola's set.  "Rudy" and "Broken Horses" were equally transcendent.  Taking second that night was Mr. Ron House's heckling of American Music Club.  (Seriously, though, I also dug the sets by The Black Swans and AMC.  It was a nice change of pace from my usual.)
  • Thomas Function totally rules.  They're now my favorite band from Alabama.  My first thought was "American Sonic Chicken 4" (which is tops in my book, btw) because of the way they take the old Velvets/garage mold and breathe new life into it.  I guess I still stand by that to some extent, but I've heard a number of comparisons to Television as well, and I definitely hear that, especially when listening to the records.  The live show is more frantic and the record more nuanced (just the way I like it).  It looks like their short jaunt north is over now, but don't wait until they come back, get the record now.
  • Just so you know, the new(ish?) Night of Pleasure song, "Thru The Legs Of Ilgauskas" is in the running for #2 Song of the Year (behind "Box of Records," of course).  I'm not just saying that 'cause I've been one of Big Z's top proponents since I witnessed him going coast-to-coast and behind his back before throwing down a monster jam against the then newly-minted Wizards way back in '97.  Nope, the song itself, regardless of any Lithuanian connection, is epic.

I'm leaving a lotta stuff out (usual great sets by TNV, El Jesus, Pink Reason, Terrible Twos), but the Tribe's actually scoring runs tonight -- nothing like Gil Meche for a slumping offense -- so I'm gonna watch that for now.

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April 08, 2008

New Pagans? Oh, yeah . . .

Pagans - The Blue Album

I only just recently caught word of this one, and I'm glad I did.  Obviously, the Pagans rule, and when a new Pagans record comes out (today was the official release date), I'm there.

Recorded in 1988 in Madison, during what's billed as the final tour of the legendary Cle band's final incarnation, The Blue Album delivers nine previously unreleased and vital tracks clocking in at just over 18 minutes.  Not quite a complete live document -- there's some editing between songs (though we do get plenty of banter from Mike Hudson & Co.) -- the record's nevertheless an ass kicker.  For those of us who were too young to have seen a Pagans show back in the day (or were living in a cave during their handful of reunion shows a few years ago), The Blue Album is pretty much required listening.

Practically speaking, this isn't a "good" recording -- basically your standard, distorted live tape that drops up and down here and there -- but this is the way it should be.  In fact, this is one of those rare records that sounds progressively better the shittier your stereo is.  I listened first on my hi-fi, and it was rad.  So-so car stereo?  Even better.  The pinnacle, though, was with the volume maxed out on the barely-hanging-together computer speakers that I hook up to my laptop -- I swear, the band was leaping out of those 4" speakers. 

Anyway, there's a lot in these 18 minutes.  Classics: "Cry 815" (a personal fave) and "Real World."  Covers: A blistering run through Pagans live standard "Heart of Stone" and a 65-second "Can't Explain" (!).  "Her Name Was Jane" serves as the highlight of the bunch -- you might remember it from its incarnation on the Cleveland Confidential LP.  And while most of the record zooms by at the proverbial breakneck speed, it ends fittingly with the touching punk ballad (seriously), "Us and All Our Friends are So Messed Up."

My only complaint is that there's no vinyl release, but it's really no matter.  Even in CD format, this record's like that shot sitting in the bottle on the other side of the bar: order it up, knock it back, and next thing you know you're picking yourself up off the floor.  This one's part of my permanent rotation from here on out.

The Blue Album's available directly from Smog Veil, whose mail-order branch comes highly recommended both for its speedy service and deep catalog.  Smog Veil's also offering The Blue Album bundled with Hudson's new memoir, Diary of a Punk, which I'll probably be gushing about soon enough, so you might as well shell out for that, too.

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April 05, 2008

News from MO

Not sure how many of yins check the Scat Records website for updates on a regular basis, and I don't think most of the hip media outlets have gotten wind of this yet, so I figured I'd point you in the direction of some good news from the label.

As of this week, Bill Fox, perhaps the best songwriter in Cle rock history, has agreed to let Scat reissue his two solo albums from the 90's.  According to R.G.:

I spoke with Bill Fox yesterday, and we have agreed to reissue his two mid-90s solo albums, Shelter from the Smoke & Transit Byzantium.  If you've been trying to get copies of either of these I know you wallet just sighed with relief.  Even better, we'll be issuing both on vinyl (a first) as well as cd.  I hope to have at least one of them out by the end of the year.

While this sounds like a straight reissue, with no extra material, it's still awesome news (especially the part about the vinyl).  Will this pave the way for the issue of some of those legendary lost Fox recordings?  Probably not, but we'll take what we can get I guess.

Also, it looks like Prisonshake's new record, Dirty Moons, is set for a July 29 release date.  Scat has the one sheet and track list up now.  You know I'm totally psyched for this one, and judging off the songs I've heard, it's gonna live up to expectations.

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March 30, 2008

SXSW Diary Part III: Saturday and Sunday

Part III of the SXSW 2008 Diary.  Part I is available here. Part II is available here.

Saturday, March 15 

  • 3:31 p.m.: Leaving Waterloo records, where we caught an interesting back-to-back lineup of Saviours and Times New Viking.  Saviours was a Lüc pick, not my thing.  TNV was my pick, though, and so we figured this was worth the Western trek.  Saviours seemed good at what they do.  Lüc says they're "shred-tastic", so I'll defer to him.  TNV played a solid set, though by now it seems like Adam's voice is starting to get a little tired.  They always bring it, though, and there was a record number of Ohio shoutouts here (ironically, for the first time here, Lüc and I may be the only Ohioans in attendance).

 Times New Viking at Waterloo Records

TNV rocks Waterloo Records as Ringo, Patron Saint of Kickin' It, approvingly looks on. (Bigger pic)

  • 3:40 p.m.: Making the long walk back east on 6th Street.  It's a freakin' awesome day, so I really have no problem walking everywhere.  We're aiming for the Insect Fable show at some bar south of the river.  Neither of us can remember the name of the bar, and we never got an exact address, but I'm confident in my ability to get there.
  • 5:50 p.m.: Ok, maybe I shouldn't have been so confident, because "The Odyssey Where Nothing Happened" just ended.  We walked the 11 blocks or so east from Waterloo Records to get to the Congress Avenue bridge, which I thought was the best way to take.  Then, we walked another 10 or so blocks west looking for the bar, but it was nowhere in sight.  We backtracked all the way back to Congress thinking we'd somehow missed it when we got a call telling us the bar was actually southwest of Lamar, which was essentially where Waterloo was.  Basically, it took us a good hour and forty minutes to get to the bar, and by the time we got there, The Insect Fable had already packed up their gear.  Looking to go somewhere where we could see a bunch of bands without walking anymore, we decided on the Mess With Texas festival-type thing at Waterloo Park.  That required another 20+ blocks of walking . . . forget what i said about not minding the walking.  We made it now, though, just in time to catch Gil Mantera's Party Dream. 
  • 6:12 p.m.: Party Dream's set comes to an end.  Not much is more entertaining than these guys.  While I don't think I would dig their records, their live show (even in daylight) pulls out all the stops.  GMPD continued the theme of Ohio bands definitely being the most psyched about their home state here at SXSW.  Alotta Youngstown pride there.  If you're looking for tight synth dance vocoder pop, Gil and Ultimate Donny are your dudes.
  • 7:22 p.m.: After a few songs of No Age, I'm heading toward the shade to rest a bit (the Odyssey is still weighing on me).  I'd heard a decent amount of hype around No Age, but I came away unimpressed -- too machine for me, I guess.
  • 8:26 p.m.: Just listened to a few songs by Matt & Kim, who by my estimation are a slightly better Ben Folds Five with a synth-organ instead of a piano (in other words, not really that great).  This was kinda a pranks/don't want to walk anywhere catch . . . driving down a Matt & Kim song randomly came up on Lüc's MP3 player.  Lüc told me about seeing them in a basement in Providence, RI, and we spent a good 15 minutes ripping on Matt's lyric in some song that goes something like, "Foul out to center field."  I had given my estimation of what Matt looks like (skinny white dude with black rimmed glasses), and whatdya know, I was right.  After hearing Matt say "stand up, Kim" one too many times, Lüc wins the award for most creative Matt & Kim heckle with, "Less Matt, more Kim."
  • 9:42 p.m.: Filing out after the Breeders set, which was my primary target at the Mess With Texas thing.  I'd never actually seen the Breeders before, so I was looking forward to this, and while the set was predictable, it was good.  Got the hits off Last Splash; "Iris," "Fortunately Gone," and a stellar "Happiness is a Warm Gone" off Pod; a rad "Shocker In Gloomtown" (Kim said, "Kelly and I are from Dayton so we have to play this song."); and "Tipp City" and "Pacer" from the Amps album (a fav of mine).  Definitely decent for my one "big" show of the weekend.
  • 10:03 p.m.: So, once again, we forgot to do any kind of planning for the evening showcase-type stuff.  There are a couple of night parties we're interested in, but it looks like they're all beyond walking distance and I'm not feeling too adventureous right now (I know . . . lame).  Guess we're going to do the ol' "go up to a club and see who's playing" routine again.
  • 10:58 p.m.: Kickin' it at Blender Bar, where Terrible Twos just rocked it.  We'd seen these guys back home a couple of weeks ago, but the pickings looked slim, so we figured we'd go with the safe bet.  It ended up working out, because the T. Twos played a particularly hot set of blistering punk with a sorta metal edge to it.  Totally ruled.  I'm kinda bummed because apparently I missed TV Ghost and Pink Reason earlier on this bill, but if the rest of the bands are anywhere near as good as Terrible Twos, I'll be ok.
  • 11:54 p.m.: Up next was Brimstone Howl.  They played a solid batch of kinda poppy garage punk.  I was down with it.  Of note, for their last song the guitar player played part of the song sitting on the bassist's shoulders.  I always fall for the gimmicks.  Anyways, I'll catch these Nebraskans next time they come through town for sure.  For now, Lüc and I are kicking it with this dude from New Jersey who we later found out apparently is in Home Blitz (another band I'm totally pissed about missing . . . they list the freakin' Mice as an influence . . . next year I have to do some planning for this thing).  By the way, this is the same exact bar where approximately 18 months ago I had my epic 15+ minute argument with two Miller Lite girls where I passionately deflected all of their criticisms of Bud Light (even though I hardly ever drink Bud Light).  Anyway, I'm really geeked up about being back at this historic landmark, so I get my picture taken in the approximate location of said epic argument.

Kickin' it at the Blind Pig

Me: "I want more water in my beer, it means less of a hangover tomorrow."  Miller Lite girl: "Whatever.  Have fun with your watered down beer, and Longhorns rule!"

Sunday, March 16

  • 12:31 a.m.: Just caught Dan Melchior Und Das Menace.  No prior knowledge of this crew, but I totally dug it.  Sorta frantic, guitar heavy rock.  For whatever reason, these songs had some serious wheels and I was into it.
  • 1:44 a.m.: Last on the bill at Blender was locals The Strange Boys.  These kids played straightforward rock, kinda bluesy and downtempo, but I dug it -- definitely a good way to end the night.  This ended up being a pretty good bill.
  • 2:40 a.m.: Back at the homestead after another Whataburger detour.  Estimated time of departure: 9 a.m.  This ride back's gonna suck.

Epilogue

Yeah, the ride back sucked (left at 9:45 Sunday, got home at 5:45 a.m. Monday . . . yeah, work was fun Monday) -- it was pretty boring, actually, save for a stop at a Sonic in Arkansas where they wouldn't let us use the bathroom.  I still think driving's the way to go, if only from an adventure standpoint -- as long as gas prices don't get much higher.

All in all, though, it was a good trip.  Maybe next year I'd like to stay in a hotel a little closer to the action so I don't have to worry about driving to downtown and back.  I also missed a ton of bands that I had wanted to see.  Maybe I could've maximized time better (obviously the Saturday Odyssey killed a lot of prime Saturday free party action), but I still did get to see a shitload of bands.  While I didn't make the best use of the evenings, I think I still definitely proved wristbands aren't necessary if you don't mind sticking to one or two showcases a night.  I think I ended up spending around $350 total (includes gas, food, probably too much beer, door charges, and one t-shirt), which I think is reasonable for a five-day trip (even if pretty much two days were spent driving).

Anyway, for those of you who've never been and want to try it on the cheap, I say go for it.  It can work -- I'm living proof.  Seriously, though, I'm there next year.

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March 25, 2008

Newport's all grown up . . .

Stephen Malkmus and Jicks at the Southgate House

Meant to finish off the SXSW diary tonight, but I got sidetracked, so a quick mention of the Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks show Sunday night at the Southgate House in "all grown up" Newport, Kentucky.  I've already professed my love for Malk's latest, Real Emotional Trash.  Sunday night, Malkmus and the Jicks took a number of tunes off that already excellent record and really tricked 'em out.  Malkmus was on fire during "Dragon Fly Pie," "Real Emotional Trash," and "Hopscotch Willie," and I doubt his guitar playing has ever been better.  Not only did Janet Weiss really hold things together from behind the drum kit, but she also threw in a good helping of nice backup vocals to match -- this was the first time I've seen her as a member of the Jicks, and I was impressed.

Other highlights?  Probably Malk's guitar work on "Baby Come On" and a nice "Church On White" as the first song of the encore.  While we didn't get anything like the fantastically haphazard piano and interpretive hand-dance heavy "Jenny & The Ess-Dog" that they played when I saw them at the Beachland in Cle around five years ago, Malkmus seemed to be in good spirits and was pretty engaging. 

As with Malkmus's brief solo set at the Pitchfork fest last summer, I don't think I was alone in thinking Sunday night's 70-minute show was too short, but maybe that's the mark of a good performer: leave them wanting more.  Maybe Columbus will have an appropriate venue for the band the next time the Jicks swing by Ohio, but if not, I'm making the trip to the border again.

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March 22, 2008

SXSW Diary Part II: Friday

Part II of the SXSW 2008 Diary.  Part I is available here.

Friday, March 14

  • 12:03 p.m.: Getting ready to roll.  Word is there's an El Jesus de Magico set at the Trailer Space record store at 1, so we going to park at the Convention Center again and head in that general direction.  Wandering off the map to catch bands from Columbus -- this is SXSW 2008.
  • 12:28 p.m.: For the second day in a row, we're greeted at the Convention Center parking garage by The World's Friendliest Parking Attendant Guy.  He totally rules, and Lüc says he might get a tip tomorrow.
  • 1:17 p.m.: Lüc just got done playing a game of Metal Slug at Trailer Space.  I'm really impressed with their arcade games here -- one thing Columbus record stores don't have is arcade game action.  At least we've got pinball tables at the clubs.  Anyway, time for El Jesus.
  • 1:48 p.m.: Not many people ventured up to Trailer Space.  They missed out on an ace El Jesus set.  I might seem like a dolt for driving to Austin to see a ton of bands from Columbus, but I don't care.  All's I know is that for the half hour or so that El Jesus just played, they were the best band in Austin.  Can't wait to hear the new record.

El Jesus de Magico at Trailer Space Record Store

El Jesus de Magico at Trailer Space. (Bigger pic)

  • 2:48 p.m.: We're at the Vice Party down the street from Trailer Space, and we've just caught Monotonix for the second time.  Seriously, you've got to see this band play.  It looked like the majority of the crowd had never seen the gang from Tel Aviv before, and maybe they were a bit wary at first, but by the end of the first song they were all on board.  There's a lot of security here for whatever reason, and it sure was a hoot to see the guards getting a little uneasy as the Monotonix singer scaled the stage scaffolding.  

Monotonix at the Vice Party 

Monotonix takes over the Vice Party. (Bigger pic)

  • 2:59 p.m.: Across the street, in the Longbranch Inn, the Moonrats have just left the stage.  They were so-so I guess.  Their name prompts me to make a bad joke how I prefer the Lab Rats -- not the Columbus version but the Cleveland version who had a bad cover song on the Cleveland Confidential LP.  Anyway, maybe the highlight of the Moonrats set comes after the set is actually over, when we're standing near their merch table and the girl working it says that she's friends with the guy who designed both Lüc's Big Business shirt and the Moonrats t-shirts.  Like I said, the set was just so-so.  Anyway, speaking of Lüc's fashion sense, Torche is up next, and I'm kinda bummed they don't have any hooded sweatshirts for sale.
  • 3:48 p.m.: Torche just finished.  The bar was jammed, and everyone was getting down.  I don't usually go for this kinda stuff, but Torche was so solid I could help but dig it.  Really good heavy rock.
  • 4:46 p.m.: Saw Jay Reatard back at the outdoor party for the second time.  The set was pretty much the same as yesterday, but he's growing on me.  Still not gonna by the record, but still gonna check out the show whenever the band's in town.
  • 5:11 p.m.: Just heard Tweak Bird at the Longbranch Inn.  A decent heavy, groovy riff-rock band.  Lüc says they're his "diamond in the rough" so far.  A-ok.
  • 5:51 p.m.: Still at the Longbranch, where we caught Wooden Shjips.  I've heard a good amount of buzz around this band, but never actually heard any of their music.  I came in a bit skeptical, but quickly came around.  Nice loopy stoner-psych type stuff.  Somebody told me Horseshit's up next, but the schedule says otherwise.  We'll see who's up next, and maybe head back outside.
  • 6:20 p.m.: Back at the outdoor party, where we caught the end of what was apparently Dark Meat.  It was pretty ho-hum, until for the final song they did a badass cover of "Fun House" with about 30 people on stage.  Lüc refuses to leave Austin without seeing a black metal band, so it looks like we're sticking around for Enslaved.
  • 7:51 p.m.: Enslaved wasn't really my thing.  I think Lüc liked it, but the only thing I really found enjoyable was their keyboard player, who sorta was the sore thumb of the band . . . I guessed that he's somebody else in the band's little brother, and their parents wouldn't let them have a band unless little bro got to play too.  Anyway, after Enslaved's set we were all set to head back toward SXSW central.  As we were leaving the outdoor venue, though, familiar strains are heard from the Longbranch, and Lüc asks, "Isn't that Psychedelic Horseshit?"  It is, so without missing a beat, I dart across the street (amidst oncoming traffic) and into the bar.  It was worth it, as Horseshit was finishing up their second to last song and totally ruled with an extended jam version of "What's In Store."
  • 8:04 p.m.: Walking down Red River, we pass Brian Posehn wearing an Iron Maiden shirt and chatting with his crew.
  • 9:28 p.m.: Lüc and I are enjoying beers at a random sports bar on 6th Street.  What are we doing in a sports bar, you ask?  Without going into too many boring details, we had unwittingly planned our respective evenings using a schedule of last year's SXSW shows.  Since we had written down everything we had wanted to do based on that old schedule before we left this morning, we neglected to bring along any schedule of what was actually happening.  After making a few phone calls to confirm that we had completely messed up the night, we decided to hit a place where we could regroup.  We had noticed Weedeater is playing at the place where I had intended to spend the bulk of my night, we're planning on checking out that.  Actually, the sports bar is a pretty decent place for us to recollect our thoughts in a relatively quiet setting (aside from a large contingent of Rockets fans watching the game).
  • 9:52 p.m.: Before we left, I subscribed to these text message alert thingies, and I finally got a useful one, reminding me that there's an Ecstatic Peace showcase going on tonight.  I had written it down and completely forgotten about it.  When I was living in Pennsylvania last summer, I had actually driven to Philadelphia to see Thurston Moore but couldn't get in because the show was sold out, so maybe this is my chance to make up for that.  We're off to the Mohawk.
  • 9:55 p.m.: Walking down 6th Street, we see MTV's Matt Pinfield perched atop the TV interview crane getting ready to interview some rocker.  The producer's behind the camera encouraging everyone at street level to make some noise.  I comply by shouting out, "You rule, Black Francis" and "Frank Black, I love you!"  I always thought Matt Pinfield looked like good ol' Charles Thompson, so there ya go.
  • 10:15 p.m.: We're in the Ecstatic Peace show.  For those of you keeping score, last night's Siltbreeze showcase cover was $13.  Tonight's Ecastatic Peace showcase cover is $15.  That's $28 for the all the rock I've seen over these two days -- not too shabby.
  • 11:11 p.m.: So far, I've seen Tall Firs and Be Your Own Pet here at the EP shindig.  Tall First were pretty straightforward rock -- not really what I was looking for.  Be Your Own Pet were kinda interesting -- basically high-energy high school punk -- and I was digging the set before the power went out on stage.
  • 11:54 p.m.: Be Your Own Pet just finished their set.  I dunno, after the power situation was fixed and they came back on, I was sorta over it.  They're sorta a one-trick band, and I think the one trick was good for the first few songs, but I guess I got bored with it after that.  I actually was under the impression we'd be getting some experimental bands here, but I guess not (ed. note -- there actually were experimental bands inside the mohawk.  oh well.).

 

Saturday, March 15

  • 12:34 a.m.: J. Mascis's set was great.  Basically the same as yesterday, but with one of my old favorites, "Little Fury Things," as the opener.  I could listen to this guy solo all day.
  • 1:46 a.m.: Thurston's set was solid.  The main set was good enough -- I think he played all songs off his solo record from last year, which I thought was ok.  The band sounded good and the live versions were fairly true to their recorded counterparts, so while there wasn't anything spectacular, there wasn't anything too disappointing.  It was good to see Steve Shelley and Chris Brokaw again, though.  Things really got going during the encores, though.  Setting down the acoustic guitar and getting serious with the electric, Thurston and the band ripped through a sizzling cover of Velvet Underground rarity "I'm Not a Young Man Anymore."  The night ended with Thurston delivering another loud kinetic jam.  So yeah, the last two songs were worth my $15.  I'm heading out now to meet Lüc, who ended up going to that Weedeater show at the Blender Bar.

Thurston Moore at the Mohawk

Thurston Moore kicking it at the Mohawk. (Bigger pic)

  • 2:48 a.m.: Back at the homestead after an action-packed drive back.  Lüc got pretty blitzed during the show at the Blender Bar, so my sober ass had to drive back.  I guess Weedeater ruled, 'cause Lüc is jacked up.  He plugs in his MP3 player and proceeds to shout commands at the Sync.  Trouble is, in his state, Lüc keeps yelling "USB" over and over, neglecting to tell the Sync what to play.  After a while, he finally gets it right with "Play artist Facedowninshit!"  So, there's sober me driving a trashed Lüc through downtown Austin with the windows rolled down and Lüc leaning out of the car screaming, "Man kind is unkind man!"  This lasts for about 10 minutes before Lüc's decided he's had enough Facedowninshit and switches to Regina Spektor.  To top things off, I can't remember how far down we have to go to find our street, so I end up turning around twice before finally getting it right.  On the plus side, I do get serenaded with an extended chorus of "Ron can write, but he can't edit. Edit. Edit."  I'm definitely ready to sleep.
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March 20, 2008

SXSW 2008 Diary Part I: Wednesday & Thursday

A few weeks ago, my buddy Tok casually mentioned that he had no idea what I was doing with my life because it had been so long since I'd done a running diary.  Ask and ye shall receive.  It has been about a year, and I figured South By Southwest 2008 would be a good enough excuse to dust off this super-self indulgent feature of the NBR Blog.

If anything, maybe this will serve as a helpful, if long-winded resource for those who, like me, decide to jump head-first into SXSW without dropping too much cash.  I may have done it as cheaply as possible -- drive down, crash with friends who live in Austin, no wristband/badge, etc.  So yeah, maybe somebody will get something worthwhile out of this.

Without further ado, here it is -- half Bill Simmons/half Mike Watt, the SXSW 2008 Diary:

Wednesday, March 12

  • 5:40 a.m.:  My buddy Lüc and I leave Columbus.  The plan was originally to leave at 5, but hey, you try to wake up at 4:45 a.m.  Mapquest says we've got 1244 miles to drive -- 19 hours or so.
  • 10:52 a.m.:  We're cruising.  Around I-65 Exit 104 in Tennessee, we see the first billboard for Graceland.  If only we had the time to stop . . .
  • 11:55 a.m.:  We pass Pringles Park, home of the Mariners AA-affiliate, the West Tennessee Diamond Jaxx, in Jackson, Tennessee.  As a lifelong Pringles eater who never knew there was a Pringles Park (it actually looks pretty new), I find this a little too exciting.  So far, Tennessee has been fun to drive through.
  • 11:56 a.m.:  Just past Pringles Park, we see signs for the Casey Jones Home & Railroad Museum.  Another winner.  Tennessee rules.
  • 12:47 p.m.:  After stopping for something to eat (Wendy's . . . where else?), I've taken over behind the wheel.  Lüc graciously volunteered to use his new car for the drive down, probably because his car is, well, newer (and thus more reliable), but also because he has the Sync system that you see advertised on tv all the time.  He's also lifted his "no iPods" ban for his car, and so now that I'm driving I've got my iPod hooked up.  I'm thoroughly engrossed with the Sync, even despite the fact that when I give my first Sync command ("Play artist Psychedelic Horseshit") it totally rejects me.  For the record, after the Horseshit rejection, I test it out with a "Play artist Times New Viking" before getting really serious and saying, "Play track 'What's This Shit Called Love.'"  With Mike Hudson on the stereo, I'm ok.
  • 1:46 p.m.: Leaving Memphis and crossing the Mississippi River.  Maybe I read too much Mark Twain as a kid, but I always dig seeing the Mississippi.  To celebrate, I play "Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again," thus continuing my themed Memphis choice of music, which also included Jan & Dean's version of "Memphis" and Pere Ubu's completely different song "Memphis."
  • 3:44 p.m.:  Approaching Texarkana, listening to R.E.M.'s "Texarkana." (I must be really getting on Lüc's nerves.)  As the city approaches in the distance, we pass an exit for an airport and see a skyline in the distance.  Lüc says, "So you're telling me that Texarkana has an airport and skyscrapers?  Is this really Texarkana?"
  • 3:45 p.m.:  It's Little Rock.  We're dumbasses.
  • 5:56 p.m.: We see a billboard that reads, "Texarkana: Where life is so large, it takes two states."  Not a bad billboard.  Given how lame Arkansas has been, we're pretty psyched to see if Texarkana can live up to the hype.
  • 6:32 p.m.:  First hog siting.  Lüc sees one running around in the Antler Lake Hunting Range.
  • 11:45 p.m.:  We make it to Austin.  Pretty much 19 hours on the dot, which is good considering that I made a wrong turn and wandered 10 miles off course at one point.  To our disappointment, Texarkana sucked, as did the drive through Texas.  While in Austin, we're crashing with Lüc's friends Tim and Kirsten, both of whom are totally awesome and totally rule.  Tim's played in a number of bands, and he currently drums for